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Quantum of Solace Review - by Alec 006

After missing James Bond’s 22nd adventure in the theatre, the
advantage I had over other people is I could watch Casino Royale and
Quantum Of Solace back to back, seeing how Quantum is a direct sequel.
"Yes!" I thought. This is the way maybe QOS was meant to be seen. The
second movie will make more sense and be so much more enjoyable with
Casino Royale fresher in my mind. So that's exactly what I did. Boy,
was I wrong! By watching the two movies back to back, it just ended up
making Casino Royale look like Goldfinger and Quantum Of Solace the
pointless, mismanaged, confusing mess that it is. We were set up with
Bond capturing Mr White at the end of Casino Royale. What comes next?
Oh well. Maybe we shouldn’t have wondered.
As Quantum of Solace opens, we get a extremely fast car chase in Italy
as Bond tries to escape with his valuable hostage Mr White (Jesper
Christiansen) locked in the boot. This car chase is so quickly edited
and hastily filmed that we're not even sure who's chasing who. Even the
Italian policeman seems confused, describing on the radio "A grey Aston
Martin being chased by a black Alfa Romero." After watching this flick
four times, Bond’s car looks black to me. Maybe the cop is
confused and thinking of the Aston Martin 007 won over a game of cards
in the last film. Maybe he just can’t keep up with the speed and
the bizarre editing of this movie. In fact, this entire film, whether
it be the action, dialogue, character development, or direction, is all
very hasty and rushed and very poorly constructed.
As Bond delivers Mr White to M (Dame Judi Dench) at MI6, the
interrogation ends very abruptly. "We have people everywhere," says
White. All of a sudden we hear gun fire and it's all over. It turns out
White wasn't kidding as it was M's personal bodyguard, Mitchell, who
also works for 'Quantum', who started the shooting, almost killing Bond
and his boss. Bond ends up chasing this double agent down and poor
Mitchell meets an untimely demise. Again, the action is all done far
too quickly, rendering the film confusing at times. Just wondering,
since when do operatives at MI6 refer to M as "Mum"??? It must be those
home baked chocolate chip cookies she brings into the office for her
operatives!

Following a forensic investigation, Bond’s off to Haiti to track
down a contact of the double crossing MI6 agent Mitchell. Here he meets
someone who can either make or break a Bond film - the main villain,
Dominic Greene (Mathieu Almaric). Greene is in charge of an
organization called Greene Planet, a supposed humanitarian and
philanthropist who is trying to build ecological preserves. He’s
actually a member of Quantum, making deals with not so nice Generals to
buy up land to monopolize oil, and also take control of all water
supplies. Wow! Pretty scary stuff! He could’ve been even more
diabolical perhaps by loading plastic bottles and cans into landfills
without telling anyone. While James Bond villains are supposed to be
evil, malicious, insane, and dangerous, what we get with Dominic Greene
is someone who is an uninteresting, pathetic, slimy, weasel. I laughed
out loud when he screams at his ex-girlfriend (and soon to be Bond
ally) "Don’t talk to me like I’m stupid!!!! It’s
unattractive." Who writes this stuff? Greene is not even worthy to hold
the white hankerchief that wiped the blood from Le Chiffre’s tear
duct. When Mr White warned "We have people everywhere" he
should’ve mentioned how uninteresting and dull they all were.
The rest of the movie plays out with Bond meeting up with the beautiful
Camille Montes (Olga Kurylenko), a former lover of Greene’s who
has a personal vendetta against the General that Dominic Greene is
making his insidious deal with. It’s all work and no play for
this 007 and his girl as they both have scores to settle. It seems the
slimy General terrorized Camille’s family when she was just a
young girl. Following Greene to Egypt, Bond infiltrates a Quantum
meeting at the opera. This is one of the few sequences I enjoyed
because of its suspense and it’s also a little reminiscent of the
pyramid scene in The Spy Who Loved Me. A gunfight ensues and a
bodyguard to an advisor of the British PM is killed. M, with the utmost
confidence in her best agent (yeah, right) blames Bond for this, and
has all his passports, credit cards, dry cleaning claim tags,
McDonald’s two-for-one coupons etc revoked.

A beautiful Agent named Strawberry Fields (Lennon and McCartney
anyone?) is dispatched to bring the renegade 007 back to London. Bond
does what we would expect of our supposed to be dashing agent and
seduces her in his hotel room. She meets an unfortunate demise later at
the hands of Quantum, when Bond finds her laying dead on his bed,
covered in oil. A nod to Shirley Eaton’s Jill Masterson being
left dead on Connery’s bed covered in gold paint, according to
the director. This little tribute to Goldfinger doesn’t really
work and Marc Forster should’ve known better.
We also
get treated to the reappearance of two solid characters from Casino
Royale. Rene Matthis (Giancarlo Giannini) and Felix Leiter (Jeffrey
Wright) Unfortunately, both are pretty much wasted as they’re
given very little to do and their screen time is minimal. Daniel Craig
himself will never be an entirely comfortable casting choice for me to
be James Bond, based on how I envision 007 in Fleming's novels and
because of the handsome 'Bond look' the five actors who've preceeded
him have created. Having said that, I think he's a decent actor and the
only criticism I can direct his way here is that he agreed to do this
film!
In the end, James Bond gets the job done, dispenses with Dominic
Greene, finds who made Vesper betray him, earns back M’s trust
(will she ever get off his back?) and Camille finds her Solace, also.
I’ve seen this movie four times now and it makes as little sense
as the viewing before. This movie plays like an incredibly long preview
with amateurish gaps in character and story development, suspense, and
plot. Quantum Of Solace is easily my least favorite in the James Bond
series and one of the poorest films I’ve seen in a long time. All
in all though I shouldn’t complain as my DVD was a gift. James
Bond will return again one day.
Hopefully in a much, much better movie...
- Alec 006
c 2009
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