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Luke
Quantrill's James Bond Toy Box!

The
Spy Who Loved Me Lotus Esprit S1 Underwater

With the exception
of the Goldfinger Aston Martin DB5 the most famous James Bond car must
surely be the white Lotus Esprit which famously featured in the 1977
film The Spy Who Loved Me. The big Lotus chase sequence in that picture
immediately made it an iconic vehicle in the world of Bondage with
Roger Moore and Barbara Bach involved in an outrageous action sequence
involving all manner of mayhem, huge lorries, motorcycle riders ("All
those feathers and he still can't fly!"), winding coastal roads,
Caroline Munro flying a machine gun equipped helicopter and Richard
Kiel's steel toothed Jaws in dogged pursuit with a collection of
baddies and goons. The sequence and the Lotus is best known though for
the bit where the car turns into a submarine when it crashes off a
jetty into the sea and engages in some underwater action shenanigans
before allowing 007 to snoop on Carl Stromberg's Jules Verne-esque
undersea base. Yes, I must say I miss the days when Bond villains wore
a cravat and were intent on taking over the world. I have often wanted
to drive a Lotus Esprit out of the water onto a beach and comically
hand someone a fish like Roger Moore but short of robbing a bank and
being arrested for endangering sunbathers and paddlers the closest I'll
get is owning this 1:36 scale range Corgi toy die-cast replica.
These Corgi Bond vehicle
replicas are nicely detailed and quite durable and sturdy. It's more of
a collectible really but whether this is a gift for someone who is
actually going to play with it or merely a purchase by a James Bond
collecter to sit on the shelf with the other Corgi Bond vehicles this
range is of a high standard. It certainly looks pleasantly nostalgic
and fun too on first sight in its see through box. The dimensions of
the Underwater Lotus are 30.5 x 38.1 x 7.6 cm and it weighs 454 g. The
detail is on the whole impressive with Sub-aquatic fins on the side and
Surface to air missiles located in the rear window shutter just like
the real thing. A button makes the Sub-aquatic fins pop in and out and
the missiles can be made to fly out too - although not to tremendous
effect. Sadly they aren't real missiles though because that would be
grossly irresponsible. It is possible to lose the missiles if you
aren't careful and this feature is probably why the Lotus Underwater
replica is recommended for ages 14+ on Corgi's official website.
Although I was sorely tempted I obviously would not recommend trying to
test this car out in the bath either.
The best
thing about owning the Corgi James Bond Lotus Underwater is probably
having it alongside the other replicas in this range like the red Ford
Mustang Sean Connery drove in Diamonds Are Forever and the Aston Martin
replicas from several of the Bond films. This is hailed as the most
comprehensive Bond vehicle collection ever by Corgi and James Bond
collectors will certainly find this range of interest. The Lotus
Underwater retails for about £14 at the moment so isn't the most
outrageously expensive purchase anyone will ever make although it will
obviously all add up if you are intent on buying more of these as part
of a collection. I don't have the Corgi Aston Martin replica Pierce
Brosnan drove in Die Another Day yet but it would be really impressive
I think if that could turn invisible like it did in the film. I would
take my hat off to Corgi if they included an invisibility option with
that or ever had a stab at the amphibious Venetian gondola that
converts into a hovercraft from Moonraker!
I think there is
something about the Cubby Broccoli era of James Bond though that lends
itself more to collectibles/toys with their fantastical larger than
life approach and gadgetry where each new film tried to outdo the
previous one. The Underwater Lotus is a prime example of the enjoyably
daft largesse that typified the old Bond films and owning a toy replica
car that old misery guts Daniel Craig drove for about five minutes in
one of his charmless Jason Bourne clones just wouldn't feel the same
really as a replica of a car that Roger Moore drove in The Spy Who
Loved Me - and underwater no less. It is of course rather difficult to
sharply replicate the high-tech gadgetry of the real thing with
something this small but the detail is good and it's obvious that a
great deal of care and affection for the source has gone into this
model. The Lotus also includes Sub-aquatic propellers and a little
number plate. The black grill style shutters over the windows are quite
nice too and double up as a cheese grater.
The Lotus Esprit Underwater
is a fun little collectible/toy and just looking at it evokes funky
seventies Bond music by Marvin Hamlisch and Roger Moore dispensing
quips and karate chops in a blazer and a pair of cream flares. It does
make you feel like adding some more of these to the collection once you
have one or two of these and the Corgi range of Bond vehicles is a good
one on the whole. Although the toy is well made and can be whizzed up
and down the hall as you pretend to be chased by a buxom Caroline Munro
in a helicopter it obviously won't hold up forever if handled too
roughly or sent in the general direction of a wall or something. I
would also not recommend trying to recreate the moment when the Lotus
is propelled off the jetty in Sardinian waters as tempting as it might
be to try. I like these Corgi Bond cars and I think James Bond
collectors would certainly find them interesting and enjoyable. I'm not
sure if they would ever have any great value like some collectibles you
can pick up but they are fun to own and you do have the added option of
adding more of these to your set from the Corgi range.
Corgi James Bond You Only Live Twice Gyrocopter

Little Nellie, the portable
mini-helicopter or "Gyrocopter" from the 1967 James Bond film You Only
Live Twice is probably the second most famous Bond vehicle after the
Aston Martin DB5. Maybe the Lotus Esprit is as famous but it's a close
run thing. The Gyrocopter was built and flown by Wing Commander Ken
Wallis and when Bond production designer Ken Adam and Bond producer
Harry Saltzman got wind of the invention they arranged a test flight at
Pinewood Studios and decided to include it in the next James Bond film.
In the film Little Nellie is of course designed by Q and includes
missiles, two flame throwers, machine guns and smoke ejectors. It
arrives packed in four suitcases for Bond to fly over remote volcanoes
looking for missing US and Russian space craft before he is attacked by
SPECTRE helicopters. "Little Nellie got a hot reception," reports Bond
after he's made short work of them with the numerous gadgets at his
disposal. "Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she
defended her honour with great success." The Corgi Little Nellie You
Only Live Twice Gyrocopter is another in their excellent collection of
Bond replicas in the 1:36 scale range and certainly one of the most fun
and impressive.
This is a quality toy
replica that captures the likeness of the real thing with some
impressive detail and looks really good with the slightly dipping
blades hanging overhead. The Rotorspan of the blades is 210mm and they
do indeed rotate. The blades are very nicely done and give the toy a
distinctive and stylish look. It's a colourful toy too with a lot of
yellow on the main body and the red tipped missiles underneath. There
are also rocket launchers on either side and machine guns mounted on
the front. The front of the Gyrocopter has a red circle with black
rings around it and looks like a bullseye. The missiles are wonderfully
done with the red and black fins on a white casing. The main frame of
the toy is yellow but the front and rear blades and undercarriage are a
metallic silver and this makes for quite a nice overall contrast. Once
you take the toy out of its You Only Live Twice themed box it's hard to
resist swooping it around and pretending to attack Roger Moore in his
Lotus Esprit. The Gyrocopter feels relatively stable and sturdy but
it's obviously not the most robust toy ever devised and as much a piece
of memorabilia as anything.
The box is mostly black
with some gold around the edges. It isn't the most colourful or fun of
the Corgi 007 vehicle cases and sadly lacks a picture of Sean Connery -
preferring the ambiguous Bond silhouette. The peeled off poster graphic
art of the film with the word 'Twice' in You Only Live Twice appearing,
er, twice, is replicated though in what is quite a nice touch. As ever
with toys and collectibles it's advisable to keep the box if you can
and as usual with these Corgi Bond die-cast replicas this is
recommended for ages 14+ because of the various attachments, rotating
blades, sharp edges etc. This would actually be the most fun of the
Corgi replicas to play with as a toy but one can see why this would not
be suitable for younger children and - like the others in the range -
is more of a purchase for James Bond collectors than anything else and
something to be looked after carefully. This is a great toy to have as
part of your Bond replicas as it is one of the more complex and
striking ones and of course isn't just another car or yet another
version of the Aston Martin and will stand out a little more.
Some of the intricate
details on the replica Gyrocopter are very impressive like the way the
seat morphs up into the frame for the blades and I like the little
wheels that jut out on either side too. The rear flame throwers from
the Little Nellie of the film are also present and nicely detailed. You
also get a Sean Connery James Bond figure piloting the Gyrocopter with
a little crash helmet and a pale shirt on. These replicas are always a
little more enjoyable and complete feeling when you get a Bond replica
with the vehicle. With the Sean Connery figure at the helm of this
excellent miniature facsimile of the You Only Live Twice Gyropcopter
you can almost hear Nancy Sinatra singing and picture a volcano themed
title sequence by Maurice Binder. I tend to keep this in the box with
the other Bond Corgi replicas but I have occasionally found myself
flying it over a bored looking cat and muttering things like "Allow me
to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were
assassinated in Hong Kong" or "Bon appetit!" as I pretend to dispatch a
henchman into piranha infested waters.
Corgi's Little Nellie
Gyrocopter replica usually retails at around £14 but as ever you might
get a slightly better deal than that if you look around. It actually
feels like it should be a little more expensive than some of the more
basic replica die-cast 007 cars in this range so it doesn't feel like
an outrageous price to shell out for the toy/model. This is an
impressive and fun collectible I think with some great detail and an
admirable likeness for the real thing flown by Sean Connery in the
film. This is certainly a must have for any James Bond fans, anoraks or
completists who collect these types of things but have yet to add the
You Only Twice Gyrocopter to their collection. With the Full body
decoration, Rotating blades, Seated James Bond figure and Front firing
missiles this is another James Bond themed winner from Corgi and a
great product to add to the shelf alongside the Aston Martin, Diamonds
Are Forever Ford Mustang and all the vehicles in this enjoyable range.
Corgi James Bond Goldeneye
BMW Z3 & Figure

1995 saw the first James
Bond film for six years after studio litigation had mothballed the
franchise since 1989. GoldenEye marked the debut of Pierce Brosnan in a
role he'd been linked to since the early eighties and also gave Bond a
brand new car (in addition to the returning Aston Martin) in the form
of the BMW Z3 - which was given a big build-up by Q in the lab sequence
("Now, this I'm particularly proud of - behind the headlights, stinger
missiles!"). To the annoyance of many though the BMW was not seen in
action at all and only featured very briefly in the film being driven
down a dusty road by Bond and Natalya Simonova before Joe Don Baker
flew a plane over their heads to bring them to a halt. It felt like a
bit of a swizz but they probably made up for it in Tomorrow Never Dies
where (a slightly different) BMW was put through a boisterous and
explosive action sequence set in a huge car park. Despite only getting
a disappointing cameo in the actual film the blue GoldenEye BMW Z3 did
get its own Corgi die-cast replica though in the 1:36 scale range.
This is another quality
Bond replica die-cast model from Corgi (the length of the BMW is 110mm)
and the first thing you notice is the wonderful metallic blue paintwork
which is very impressive and gives the car a sparkly sheen that catches
shadows. The model boasts Spoked wheels, Wing mirrors, Full body
decoration, Interior decoration and Front firing missiles and is nicely
detailed as you'd expect from this popular range of Bond related
vehicles. The silver spokes are stylishly done and look very intricate
and striking cast against the black plastic wheels. I don't know
anything at all about real cars but it's obvious the BMW Z3 is a very
snazzy little vehicle and Corgi have done a good job here in capturing
the sleek likeness of the car used in the 1995 film (albeit for a
disappointing length of time with no gadgets deployed etc). There are
many clever little details you only notice on your second or third
examination of the die-cast replica - like the tiny BMW badge on the
front of the car.
The replica car also has a
little 007 number plate which is a nice touch but probably not
something Bond would really do as he's supposed to be incognito and not
advertise his codename! There are (two) white and (one) orange lights
on either side at the front of the BMW adding an extra daub of colour
and I like too the small parallel grills alongside one another
inbetween the lights on either side. All it lacks is a tax disc, some
furry dice and half a packet of polo mints on the dashboard. The
interior of the car is beige with a black dashboard, steering wheel etc
and the seats and little bits and pieces are very nicely detailed and
crafted. As usual, this Corgi Bond replica is recommended for ages 14+
because the little attachments (and figures) that come with it could
potentially be dangerous for younger children.
Consequently and
understandably given the mad propensity of Bond fans to buy anything
007 related (I, for example, have purchased Bond magazines printed in
languages I can't read) and the 14+ tag of these vehicles the Corgi
range of Bondian transport replicas tends to be slanted more towards
the Bond collector than this being a mere toy. Not that you can't play
with it though if you want to with the other cars you might have in
this range. I have (purely for research purposes) and I can confirm
that poor old Pierce wouldn't stand a chance in this against Sean's
Aston Martin and Roger's Lotus Esprit. The box with this is a little
disappointing and bland though. It's black with gold trim and has the
familiar Bond silloette/gunbarrel at the top and the GoldenEye graphic
font from the film poster but apart from the Corgi and '007' logo
that's about it. It would have been nice perhaps to incorporate some
sort of photo montage from the film or a picture of Pierce Brosnan as
Bond as most people who buy these tend to keep the box in good
condition and keep hold of it.
You get two figures to put
in the car - Pierce Brosnan as James Bond and Izabella Scorupco's
Russian computer programmer Bond girl Natalya Simonova. It's always
quite good fun when you get a figure to put in your Bond replica model
so it's nice to get two here even if they look absolutely nothing like
Pierce Brosnan or Izabella Scorupco. It must be hard to get a good
likeness of someone from a relatively small piece of plastic but they
don't even get Brosnan's hair colour right. The Brosnan figure looks
vaguely like David Beckham for some reason. The figures are taken from
the Cuba sequence where the BMW is stopped by Joe Don Baker's
(friendly) Felix Leiter substitute character Jake Wade in a light
aircraft with the little plastic James Bond in a beige summer suit with
a white shirt and the little plastic Natalya in a fetching orange/red
dress as she stares vacantly ahead like one of the Stepford Wives. The
figures are a nice addition though even if they do look a trifle stern
as if Natalya has been nagging Bond about him reading the map wrongly
or something.
The die-cast replica
GoldenEye BMW Z3 is a fun addition to the Corgi Bond toyshelf and adds
a nice bit of variety to a range that is slightly Aston Martin heavy.
It's an attractive and well made toy/collectible with a good likeness
for its cinematic source and well up to the standard set by the other
James Bond die-cast models it follows on from. Now, if you'll please
excuse me, I have to Bungee Jump off a dam into a chemical weapons
factory and save the free world yet again...
- Luke Quantrill
c 2012
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