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Luke Quantrill reviews the No Time to Die Teaser Trailer

At
the end of my review of Spectre, many years ago, I said the following:
"The end credits at long last. Thank you. I've suffered enough. I'll
see you in five years for the next Daniel Craig film. I can hardly
wait!"The thing is though, that
was a joke. I honestly thought Spectre was the last hurrah for Daniel
Craig. This strange limbo time loop vortex where EON go to sleep for
five years and then wheel Daniel Craig out again (invariably looking
like someone in a hostage video when he has to meet the press to
announce the new film), well, I thought that was finally all over with.
I presumed EON had run out of rope (especially considering the
underwhelming reception to Spectre) and time (Daniel Craig is no spring
chicken) for that routine to be played out AGAIN. Well, I was wrong.
It's nearly 2020 and another Daniel Craig Bond film is in the can and
due to be released in April. The film, directed by Cary Fukywotsit, now
has its first trailer.No Time to
Die, on the evidence of the trailer, looks uncannily like another
(please insert large groan) Sam Mendes Bond film. If Mendes had come
back and directed No Time to Die then this teaser trailer is the sort
of thing you would have expected. It seems to be taking itself
seriously, looks weirdly orange, has (yet AGAIN in the Craig era) a
'this time it's personal' and Bond goes rogue sort of story, returning
characters from the previous Craig Bond films, action stuff in what
appears to be Italy, Daniel Craig grimacing and looking serious in
suits that seem too small for him, Daniel Craig delivering oh so
serious lines in his strange acting school voice, a big emphasis on the
Aston Martin as if we've never seen this car in a Bond film before
(honestly, does anyone punch the air or jump for joy when Daniel Craig
unveils an Aston Martin for the twenty-seventh blooming time in one of
his films?), and so on. No Time to Die looks exactly like the sort of
film that Barbara Broccoli will do la-di-da interviews for,
pontificating pompously about the 'emotional journey' of Bond in this
latest magnum opus that she has generously bestowed on the world.Well,
you might expect the prospect of all of this to have me just about
ready to jump out of the window but it's different this time. No Time
to Die might look like the same flipping film they've been serving up
since Quantum of Solace but the backdrop to this film is not the same
at all. Daniel Craig has now done several interviews where he has
categorically stated that this is definitely his last Bond film and I
believe him. This really does seem to be the end. And that is an
intriguing prospect. Where does James Bond go after Daniel Craig? Who
will they cast? Will they go much younger? Will they 'lease' the
franchise to another studio (similar to the way that Sony loan out
Spider-Man to Marvel). Will there be a big creative overhaul? Will
Madam Broccoli take a back seat? Will she sell? Or will she be
reinvigorated and relish the chance to launch a fresh era? Will she
become Frederick Clegg to Daniel Craig's Miranda Grey and take him
hostage in one of her palatial residences? Will she use CGI de-ageing
technology and insert a computer animated Daniel Craig into the next
twenty-five Bond films? Will they rush the next film into production
for 2022? Will they go silent for five years again?I
don't know and I'm sure it's something they haven't really thought
through themselves yet as they've been busy making No Time to Die. But
it is quite exciting to think that for the first time in yonks the Bond
franchise might very soon have a fresh slate. A chance to do something
different. And this franchise could definitely do with a fresh slate.
This repeating loop of four or five year gaps and then Daniel Craig
coming back (AGAIN) has become really tiresome. Wouldn't it be great to
have a fresh slate and Bond films on a more regular basis? The Bond
franchise needs a jolt in the arm. It's like a Rolls-Royce being driven
at 10 mph. Did you watch Mission Impossible: Fallout last year? The
action in that film made the Daniel Craig Bond films feel about as
exciting as watching Compo go down a hill in a bathtub in Last of the
Summer Wine.It would be nice to
feel really excited about a Bond film again and it looks like that
might actually be on the cards. In the meanwhile, we have No Time To
Die on the way after Christmas. We'll see soon enough what the film is
like. My hunch, based on that teaser, are that the worst parts of the
Mendes films (the worst parts for me anyway) are the touchstones. I
personally prefer the Bond films to be stand-alone adventures. I don't
like the soap operish ongoing continuity of the Craig films and it
feels risky to me to make what appears to be a fairly direct sequel to
a five year old film that wasn't even very well recieved. Besides, can
anyone actually remember what happened in Spectre anyway? I can't
remember what happened in Spectre.Maybe
No Time To Die will be good, maybe it will rubbish, or maybe it will be
somewhere in the middle. I hope it does alright though because that
will mean more Bond films in the future. Best of all though it means
that finally (FINALLY!) we will get that fresh start. And that surely
is a prospect that all Bond fans can look forward to. - Luke Quantrill
c 2019
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